officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

sexhaver:

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

zohbugg:

*muffled screaming*

greaterland:

Iceland

lameborghini:

my throne

HW